Dear San Francisco, Your Car Is On Fire
We hope that you’ve got car insurance.
San Francisco, CA. Since July 23rd, 2009, 13 cars have been destroyed by an unknown badass. The epic destruction has followed this epic path of destruction:
Date: Time: Location:
July 23 6:20 a.m. Geary Street and Van Ness Avenue
July 23 12:05 a.m. Post Street and Van Ness Avenue
July 25 3 a.m. 200 Block of California Street
July 25 11:30 p.m. Franklin and Fern streets
July 26 4 a.m. Van Ness Avenue and Olive Street
July 28 4 a.m. Geary Boulevard and 48th Avenue
July 28 4: 25 a.m. Geary Boulevard and Bertie Minor Lane*
July 28 6 a.m. Geary Boulevard and 29th Avenue
July 28 11:23 p.m. Newcomb Avenue and Selby Street
July 29 2:05 a.m. 350 Francisco Street*
July 29 3:15 a.m. 700 block of La Playa
Whoever this badass is, we congratulate him (not her, because we don’t believe that women are this stupid) on his incredibly misguided revolutionary tactics. Historically, destroying normal people’s private property has been best way to get your point (what fucking point) across. If you are reading this, Mr. Arsonist, we highly suggest that you chop off your dick and join the Flaming Lotus Girls artists’ coalition. They like to burn shit too, and are way….way… more creative than you are.
[via Examiner]
Asshole.
Was shamelessly googling our shop (26 Olive Street) and found this post. Read it & had a good laugh. Coincidentally we’re located out of San Francisco. Just not on Olive Street, and good thing not on July 26th…
Staci @ 26 Olive Street
July 31, 2009 at 1:47 pm