Kim Jong-Il Prepares To Boost His Sexy With Flying Phallus
With the whole news world abuzz with the Dark-Lord Kim Jong-Il’s New Flying Phallus Machine, we here at UnderNews wanted to quickly remind the world who exactly runs the country of North Korea…
Sometimes He Gets Sad 
At Other Times, He Makes People Happy 
It’s Lonely At The Top, Yall..
But You Gotta Look On the Bright Side..
You’s A Movie Star Baby!
Just Don’t Let It Go To Your Head.
Now tell me, what are we afraid of, exactly?
