Post-Apocalyptic Radioactive Zombies Found… [They're not that fun :( ]
You may be aware, that on April 26, 1986 the world could easily have ended. A nuclear reactor in Chernobyl, Ukraine suffered a massive explosion, spewing radioactive dust into the atmosphere and the surrounding vicinity. Sure, not exactly the plot of Six-String Samurai (which is how we should probably imagine the apocalypse) but close.
22 years later, scientists venture into the depths of the reactor itself to uncover that [drumroll] … (ellipsis) [end drumroll] The reactor is creating zombie creatures who seemingly feed off of the radioactivity!
Exciting news, except that they’re FUNGI!!!! Seriously, world? Every single day you seem to wish to spew excrement all over my imagination. I guess I need to go turn on the TV and get into the always-reliable fantasy world of FOX News.
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-AA
Given the success of this post (which befuddles me) I will hereforth start tagging everything “gay zombies.”
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October 23, 2008 at 8:52 pm